Top Of The Class!

“I never got to graduate college” bemoans Eros Orisha. “I did all the classes, and I passed, but they didn’t let me graduate because I was caught sucking off the chess team the week before. I’m sad I didn’t get to experience that.” “Hmm – you think – what a great opportunity to ingratiate myself to this hot, gorgeous girl’ and you go online and order what you think is a Japanese college uniform and present it to her “Go put it on, and we’ll go out for a celebration” you tell her, but when she comes out of the bathroom, you realize your mistake, and it’s a sexy college uniform. “Oh my” says Eros “I didn’t know you thought of me like this – but you’re right, I’m much more a slutty stripper than historian. Want to see my show?